ouch!

My back/neck hurts.

I think my head is too heavy for my heck.

dress fitting

The bridal store needed three measurements from us bridesmaids and my friend's equation can aptly describe my size:

Bust + Waist + Hip = Fat

compliment?

After my dad dropped by for a quick visit, my new immigrant colleague (that's PC for fob), where I flip burgers to pass time, commented, "I know why you are a beautiful girl--you have a very HANDSOME father!"

Was he trying to compliment my father? Or me? Ew.

rice shortage?

I guess when 3/4 of the world's population live on rice, and that is the only demographic that is growing, it makes sense that it, along with other "natural" resources, would be in line for shortages.

It's time for North Americans to introduce the potato to the world.

Hello Potato.