Saturday, March 29, 2008

j'ai fini

A collective sigh of relief when I walked into that institute's office and laid my 5lb essay to rest.

I am done.


Friday, March 14, 2008

sick again.

My hypothesis is that due to my over-extended neck, my collar/neck is frequently exposed.

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

pretty please?

Would you like to edit my 62 page "mini-thesis?"

How about a portion of it?

Please?

Don't make me beg...

Send me an uh-oh, a buzz, or an You've got Mail!

Thanks a bundle, make that two.

please no...

Am I sick again?

My previous bout with bacteria it lasted about 4 weeks and had a timely beginning on Dec. 30th 2007, leaving me in bed with sweats and chills--not a great feeling as fear of the inability to hold urine permeated my thoughts; voiceless--anytime Shelaine's unable to voice her opinions is a sad day for humanity; and like a space cadet--which reminds me of my childhood days playing with imaginary friends...

My current symptoms?

Bugged-out/dry eyes (a typical sign for me), slow movements (which could also correlate to the extra lbs I'm carrying), and inability to concentrate (perhaps it's related to the 62 page paper waiting for me to edit).

Diagnosis?

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

chunky monkey

On Thursday, I went into "work" donning my uniform when I bent over.

Pop.

What's that sound?

My button came flyin
g off. Note to self. No bending over.

On Friday, I went into "work" donnin
g my uniform when I bent over.

Pop.

What's that sound!?

My button -- second button -- came flyin
g off.

Crap.

I walk quickly to the washroom checkin
g the "situation."

My zipper was still up... and I noticed. The pants actually fit well and snu
g!

A testament to Richmond-livin
g.