Saturday, July 26, 2008

believing in China?

Has China claimed the title of "god?"

Someone once said, if you have faith, you can move mountains.
Moving mountains proves to be an easy task, look at the Sea to Sky.

Yahweh once
rebuked the seas, and they dried up.
China diverted the Yangtze.

The gods have always been associated with dictating the weather.
And the Middle Kingdom's latest claim to "fame"? It will be controlling the weather for the 2008 Beijing Olympics. Yes that's right. The Chinese have triumphed over nature. Prior to the games, they'll clean the polluted city by with rain, shooting "
silver iodide over the city's skies" to provoke a chemical reaction.

Speaking about chemicals... does this trigger global warming?

These are my people.

Never have I been more proud. Sarcasm intended.

Monday, July 21, 2008

ran out of creative complaints.

I'm at a lost for words.
And I'm tired of talking.

To avoid sounding like an old hag and a broken record, I've stopped complaining and I'm starting to find humour in my life circumstances.

What do I do, you ask?

I've filed for early retirement. I sleep. I eat. I nap. I watch tv. I eat. I sleep.