Showing posts with label Rich Men. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rich Men. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 09, 2008

unphat me

Seriously, Richmond. Please stop feeding me such delectable morsels of food.

7lbs since moving here.

12 lbs if you count the ones I lost cos I was sick in the beginning of the year.

Twelve.


That's 1.5 lbs per month.


Perhaps it's cos my brother moved away and there's no one else to eat the delish food. Sam (Mom's) family apple pie AND blueberry pie.

To be consumed by me.

Yums.




Friday, May 23, 2008

shelaine is...

sick again.

My new theory?

I think it's Richmond.

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

chunky monkey

On Thursday, I went into "work" donning my uniform when I bent over.

Pop.

What's that sound?

My button came flyin
g off. Note to self. No bending over.

On Friday, I went into "work" donnin
g my uniform when I bent over.

Pop.

What's that sound!?

My button -- second button -- came flyin
g off.

Crap.

I walk quickly to the washroom checkin
g the "situation."

My zipper was still up... and I noticed. The pants actually fit well and snu
g!

A testament to Richmond-livin
g.

Saturday, January 19, 2008

Reality struck today.

No "S" sizes at the mall. A sharp reminder that I'm now living amongst skinny people. And get this: they're small but fierce. Watch 'em sharp elbows. Buyer beware.

Moving Notice.

We've downsized.

My current bedroom = Mom's old closet

Was mom's closet ginormous or is my room now teeny weeny?